The Washington Bullets

The Washington Bullets, abbreviated as the WBs, The Bullets, The Washington, Wet Boys, Worn Boots, Willies Bebreezened and "The Champs" are the foremost special operations forces of the Federated Tetrarchy of America. Despite their designation as special ops, the Bullets are a wing of the CIA rather than SOCOM due to the nature of their missionsundefined. They are led by Sleve McDichael, a former 'slinger of the Jack Daniels who rightfully left the gang out of insecurity because he was unable to cock and fire a six-chamber revolver 18 times in an octantsecond like a normal person. He was forced instead to accept the millennial consolation prize of becoming the single-most deadly person under the employ of the FTA government. What a fag!

McDichael handpicks, with praetorian standards, and trains operators personally. As of 2018, the Bullets number at eight total (including McDichael) and are unlikely to increase their ranks beyond that. Despite low recruitment, their record (performative, not moral) is spotless. They have killed no less than three supermen in their career, something few other groups can claim.