Mafioso Archiducatus of Sicily

The Mafioso Archiducatus of Sicily a country in the Mediterranean, south of Idal. It declared independence in 1996 after being taken over by the Cannoli mafia family under Miceli Falcone. The island's government is run by the mafia, but the country's unratified constitution often forces Archidux Falcone to whack his own lieutenants for breaking the law, optionally while tearfully declaring that "It had to be'a dis way, Toni."