War on Terror

"'In my opinion, if you're going to fight the War on Terror, a good place to start would be this nations' haunted houses!'"-George W. Bush, Holy Roman Emperor

The War on Terror was a conflict fought across the territory of the Yunited Staten auf Amerika by a Yunited League of disparate American states against the spirits, ghouls and pro-spectral forces that infested the former nation. Many developments took place over the long war, with the invention of Ghost-Tangible Vehicles, sanctified ammunition and the first deployment of The Washington Bullets on the YLAF side as opposed to the ALP's ectoplasm cannons, haunting megaphones and weaponised Slimer pornography. The war was one of the most devastating in YS history, with conflict erupting across the Mojave, the Rockies, Great Plains, the entire Mississippi and Hudson rivers and in St. Louis, Missouri. Fighting also took place in populated areas such as Chicago, New Orleans, San Jose and others. The New England region was practically demolished due to the large number of abandoned suspicious mansions dotted across the landscape. Escalation to total war began in 2016 after John Reiszerstörer, who was recently exposed as having started the conflict to begin with, mobilised the army of Most Serene Republic of Poughkeepsie and a newly reformed ALP coalition. The war began approaching what appeared to be its ultimate climax before it was abruptly ended with the release of the Poo Poo Pee Pee Man in 2017, dubbed the scariest film ever of all time ever made.