Most Jenim Republic of Genoa

The Most Jenim Republic of Genoa is an Italian state best known for exposing Europe to many marvelous inventions, such as denim, insurance and the Black Death. The state was founded by local Jebel Without a Jause James Jeans, who boldly proclaimed that Babito Mussolini was achin' for a breakin'. The Italian Royal Army gathered outside Genoa in preparation for a long siege, but immediately begged for mercy when James Jeans threatened to stop stone washing the bell bottoms. This led to international panic, and Genoa was for a brief time declared the new seat of the Papacy. James Jeans effectively had to console the entire League of Nations that he did not care for a Jempire and pinky-promised not to threaten such a sordid thing again (this was later solidified by the Geneva Convention). Despite Genoa's desire to remain a small state, it still became a worldwide economic and religious power, after it founded the Japacy.