Albin Chepmunk

Albin Andy Chepmunk is the heir of the late business magnate Gunther Chepmunk, inventor of the Alvin and the Chipmunks DVD case. Albin has been squandering his wealth on booze and women since his dear old pa mysteriously committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head seven times with a six-chamber revolver. Albin was exiled from Sweden after attempting to grind off the Queen consort. Fortunately, his second-cousin Alf Pogform purchased a home for him on the island of Mykines in the Faroes out of goodwill. Albin is good friends with the island's aged ruler Hyunga Gryllgyg, and both delight in their mutual hobby of throwing G'nomish children into industrial machinery. Albin is currently the only person on the island without G'nomish ancestry.