Sleve McDichael

Sleve Salomon McDichael is a CIA agent known for his leadership of the elite hitsquad known as The Washington Bullets, and for his previous membership within the first incarnation of the Jack Daniels.

Origin Story
McDichael was born to a berry-picking family in rural Appalachia. The third-youngest of eighteen, Sleve was relegated to the position of Sub-junior Work Hazard Annuller within the family business, meaning his older brother Oil Derrick would throw him into thorn bushes. Though the three previous holders of this title had died mysteriously before adulthood, Sleve survived with the benefit of harder skin and immunity to poison. His hardness of body and spirit allowed him to surpass his older siblings in the berry-picking business, having the position of Junior Chief by fifteen. His father, who made no secret of his preference for Sleve's younger brother Toyota Backslide in this position, ordered Oil Derrick, Fuck-eyed Timothy and Gungther to rough him up behind the Berry Processing Shed. In the ensuing three-quarter-hour scuffle, Sleve broke Oil Derrick's leg, shattered Gungther's ribs and pushed Timothy off a cliff, killing him. Graham McDichael had planned for this the whole time, as he was considering pushing Timothy off a cliff himself. For the death of the Chief Bush Supervisor, Sleve was fired from the family and forced to wander the earth.

Jack Daniels Membership
After months of misadventures across the Staten, Sleve met the famed outdoorsman Chuckleberry in northern Montana. The two Lived As Men Should before they were visited in their Montana State Men's Hunting Lodge by the traveller known as Mike Truk. After a few weeks of fraternisation, they decided to move upwards to rural Canada. On their travels their recruited a heavy metal-enthused immigrant from Botswana and a wayward Indian chief. They took it upon themselves to build their very own dude ranch in Northern Ontario, which would come to be known as the infamous Ram Ranch. This was the birth of the mighty Jack Daniels.