Ionuţ Pasionatdeoi

Ionuţ Urkel Pasionatdeoi was a Romanian sheep baron. Born the fifth child to a family of Procured Soil Merchants during the Vampiric Regime in 1962, he was sent to Count Orlok's State Orphanage in Iași. At the age of 15, he would escape to the north of Botoșani County to apprentice himself under Cristan Crungleț as a sheep herder. He later fought in the Romanian Vampire War that saw the slaying of Count Dracula.

Rise to Sheep Barony
Pasionatdeoi began drilling and arming a horse-mounted militia following the end of the Vampiric regime, which he used to intimidate rival shepherds in the county, extort their sheep and burn down their farmhouses. Soon, he consolidated his power and became the most powerful sheep baron in Botoșani. The region's countryside was controlled from his mansion on the shore of the Stânca-Costeşti Lake.

Pasionatdeoi-Lână Conflict and Death
In 2008, Pasionatdeoi began to harbour ambitions of expanding his sheep barony beyond the limits of his county. On 24 May, he launched a surprise attack on the farmlands of eastern Suceava, the territory of rival sheep baron Mitocan Lână. A violent conflict erupted between the militias of the two barons, but slowed down in November as the Winter months approached. Pasionatdeoi had thus far taken control of more than half Lână's land.

Pasionatdeoi's luck would turn at a Christmas party in the Royal Dracuvacă Hotel in Bucharest, where a function was being held for sheep barons across the country. A bomb planted by Mictocan Lână's son Bufon would end up killing 56 people, including Pasionatdeoi and 24 of Romania's leading sheep barons. The resulting power vacuum would lead to the period of near-constant war known as the Romanian Sheep Anarchy, where minor shepherds would take arms against each other to claim the largest swathes of now-ownerless land.

Legacy
Following Pasionatdeoi's death, Mitocan Lână's militia would take over the territory of Botoșani County and establish themselves as a northern regional power. Ionuţ Pasionatdeoi was a shameless bestialist, and as such never produced human child to become his heir. However, he lives on through his racist comic strip called Wacky Benny about a cartoon rabbit who attacks and kills Hungarians. The strip has been described as "occasionally not entirely morally reprehensible."